Dear STFU-Moffat and associates,
From now on, I insist you describe Steven Moffat as…
Went to get my phone from my purse to plug it in and guess what?
Yeah. My brother borrowed it on the way home from dinner and didn’t put it back in my purse like I asked him to. I’m not even surprised. He never does and I should’ve checked. But I didn’t, so it’s in my backseat and I’m too chicken to walk across the street to get it. Hopefully it’ll have some charge left when I leave in the morning, but I doubt it. He never closes out of his games either.
So, Beth, if you texted, I’m sorry. I wasn’t ignoring you; I’m just a moron who should know better than to trust a forgetful ten year old.
nicki performing anaconda. taylor swift having all females playing the instruments during her performance. fifth harmony being the first girl group in YEARS to win a VMA. beyonce basically PREACHING feminism to the crowd. thank you God
plus lorde, a 17 year old girl, winning in a category made entirely of adult men
It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached.
How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind
shout out to everybody who has school soon
i believe in you
you will be excellent this year
and if you’re not that’s ok too it doesn’t mean you’re not smart
just remember to take care of yourself because your mental health is more important than your grades ok?
group hug ily all